a couple of weeks ago during another dull lesson of geography, a girl named huiyi had a sudden realisation of a topic completely unrelated to human geography! so she decided to tell her sitting partner, rachel, of her sudden thought.
"you know right, adam and eve... they had kids right? then their kids had... kids with each other! isn't that like incest? and then now incest is banned!"
rachel, at this point, was wondering why her friend was paying so much attention to stuff from the bible because considering that despite both of them being born christians, they had never attended church for sunday sessions. ever. okay so maybe rachel sat in for one a long time ago. but that wasnt the point. she realised that huiyi's sudden realisation was... correct!
so both of them ignored the geog teacher and started talking about incest and why it was banned.
Bill Shakespeare is, for reasons unknown, my friend muse.
I am also currently recruiting a lookalike so they can take my exams for me. I ABHOR SCHOOL..