i feel extremely detached from everything right now. my nose is completely blocked and i seriously feel like digging a hole and huddling in there just to see how much warmer it is than my room.

here's something random for you guys to chew on. my mom brought back this turquoise coloured tissue back that says "cutie". and on it is the most ridiculously hideous thing i've ever seen.at first i thought it was a baby. but on closer inspection of the offending creature, i realise that it's in a sumo stance and.... there's this tiny piece of cloth down there that i accidentally mistook *ahem cough* for something else. BUT IN ANY CASE, "cutie" and scary baby-like sumo do not suit each other.

okay fine... sumo dude isn't all that hideous but he is undeniably the weirdest thing i've seen. today. his hair looks uncannily like a baby's bonnet... alright... so maybe it's a BABY SUMO.

that's one fat baby sumo.

i'm looking at a 2 dollar note now and i noticed that they've printed Yusof bin Ishak face with great detail. he even has eye bags! i haven't come up with silly book titles for, what. two years? i remember in sec one i used to come up with a lot of strange things... so since i'm bored i'll just come up with another nonexistent book!

THE GUIDE TO SEC FOUR LIFE

Prologue:

welcome and thank you for buying this book. remember, for every book you buy, i become 10 bucks richer! so first things first, i would to establish that:

YOU'RE SEC FOUR. YOU HAVE NO LIFE.

now, with that in mind, put down this book for a second, go grab some chips and pack up on those carbs.

now pick the book up again. throughout the year, it's gonna be braincells massacre galore! the chips don't really help. it's just comfort food. don't fret yet friend. just remember, your mom and dad love you loads. i, on the other hand, couldn't care less but nevertheless, i shall give you some advice. this should be your routine:

go school, come home, eat, study, sleep. oh and bathe.

good luck, i hope you make it.

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