TODAY, I WENT SO SCHOOL FEELING LIKE I RUBBED SAND PAPER IN MY EYES. in other words, i was abso-positutly tired beyond anything. and when i'm tired, i go all crazy. i went around telling people about the show i watched last night on Okto. there was some people to actually eat hornet larvae (i am tellin ya. that thing is GROSS) and how the more matured ones have to have their shit squeezed out. i'm telling you, the process was gross. the lady squeezed the white larvae and this long brown thing came out and she used her bare hands to pull it out.

i know.

it's more graphic than anything i've ever seen before.

just imagine. the gross squish-worthy larvae is about 4 cm in length and a lil more than 1 cm in diameter. IT'S SHIT WAS PROBABLY ABOUT 3 CM LUH!

on a brighter note, Clarissa told me another sequel to the "GREAT JOKES OF PAN!" (pronounced as p-ah-n).

if pan lao shi ever called her son or her daughter dar (say it singaporean style : dah), then their name would be Pan Dar!

ahaha it probably doesn't sound as funny as it should but i was laughing so much. the first few jokes were super funny! we were talking (more like spluttering since we were laughing so much) what would happen if she named her kids cake, peter, or frying. ahaha it was mad.

anyhoo, apparently our school has a new song. one that sounds like an elevator song (an annoying one i might add). i feel kinda sorry for the girl who composed cuz it wasn't all that welcomed (hah even the primary kids were stoned about it!) but seriously. it caused me a headache for the entire day cuz it got stuck in my head and was playing on loop, over, and over, and adfiubsdgibakjgvagva.

and if i rememebr correctly, the lyrics were:

la dee da doo doo dee dee da (yea. we have baby language on the first line)
good morning ** ********
zao an to you too(veh random hor, whole song in english then suddenly one "zao an" pop up)
it's a new day ** ********
too cool for school ( i think)

it's a new day ** ********
something something something
hula hula wehaveweirduniforms
dancing spiders islets of Langerhans
da dee da doo doo dee dee da, da doo. (and it ends with baby lang too! awesome ya? it's like we don't know how to speak!)

i really really hope they dont make us sing this every monday. who even suggested this anyway? it's not like we're short of school songs! i still remember in primary 1, they gave us a thick book full of songs. i threw it away soon after that. but my point is, why do we need an elevator song a new school song? really... let's be honest. no one's gonna sing it.

cheers! :)
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