HAPPY NEW EVERYONE!!!!!!!

new year's eve consisted of me standing in front of a barbaque pit stealing food and going dizzy from inhaling carbon monoxide.

it was nothing short of bad. but the food was delish. so anyway, i dragged my floppy body back up to my gram's house and stoned..... till my aunty brought corn up! i love corn!

so anyway, (let's call the person Preserved Quality Fruits.)Preserved Quality Fruits came back from work saying that they were having a party. a party which included inviting belly-less belly dancers to entertain. from china. and according to Preserved Quality Fruits, they were unnaturally oddly well endowed (*cough cough* boobs *cough*) for they're thin bodies. a topic which then led to the men into a discussion about whether they're boobs were real. a colleague of Preserved Quality Fruits brought up the topic about biodegradable boobs (what's the point in that? and how does he know?!). and another colleague was confident they were real. why? because, i quote from Preserved Quality Fruits who quoted him, "i can tell!".

then men finally ended the discussion with the conclusion that ladies' boobs were just big. probably. i wasn't there but it must have ended at that. men...

another male colleague commented on that saying that china women may have big boobs but they're butts will always be flat cuz they all ride bicycles. (hence the title.)

i find it absolutely hilarious but i dont think it's that racist. okay maybe a little. but i'm chinese too so it just means i'm mean.... and i possess a big butt.

ANYWAY, happy new year! O results coming out soon and i still dont know where to go! whoooooooooooooooooo! bananas!
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