Many homosexual activity occur between animals. 15% from (okay i forgot the name but it looks like a duck), and another percentage from RAMS, and the most from DOLPHINS, who have tried mating with TURTLES, SHARKS, AND EVEN EELS.and i swear. i nearly remember the next part word for word. yes, i was that traumatized.
Penguins also partake in PROSTITUTION. It has been known that some females will *ahem* with the males in return for SHINY PEBBLES (i mean, like, WTF?!).
Monkeys are the most sexually active of all. They have sex as a form of GREETING, TO RESOLVE A DISAGREEMENT, mating (of course), AND AS A FORM OF CELEBRATION AFTER FINDING FOOD.
Earth worms and snails are hermaphrodites, bearing both male and female reproductive organs.
As such, during mating, the two worms wrestle. The dominant one then STABS HIS PENIS INTO THE OTHER WHO HAS TO PLAY THE FEMALE AND GIVE BIRTH (at this point they had a animated picture of the two worms connected the little wormy babies popping out of nowhere).god forbid i have to watch a show with this kind of information in front of my sister again. AND T WAS NOT SOME SICK SHOW. IT WAS ON OCTO! haha okay it was very weird...
In octopuses, the male's tentacle acts as a penis, DETACHING FROM THE MALE'S BODY AND REACHING THE FEMALE FOR FERTILIZATION. However, the tentacle does not grow back and the male eventually dies.
Bill Shakespeare is, for reasons unknown, my friend muse.
I am also currently recruiting a lookalike so they can take my exams for me. I ABHOR SCHOOL..