as per usual, i was surfing the Internet, waiting for something interesting to happen.

hence, i went to failblog. and... really nothing much happened.

so i went to the bottom of the page and starting clicking around.

not advisable. the stuff they have is... pretty *ahem* wrong if you get what i mean.

but i came across one of the links and i saw this:



i was like "OMG WE MUST BE RELATED!"

indeed. i was THAT bored.

and because i was so amused, i decided to keep looking through the photos. and the next one made me laugh.



always knew there was something kooky about him.

okay. at this point, i was absolutely tickled and therefore went ahead and delved deeper into the contents of the site. the next thing that stood out came in the form of this:


who knew the smashing pumpkins bore such an uncanny resemblance voldemort and his merry band of death eaters? though i must say, the idea of voldemort in skinnies is a terrible imagery.

someone get me a social life!

4:35 AM



okay. for the sake of having a presentable first post (the previous one is really... well it doesn't paint a pretty picture... GO READ IT), i will blog about the stress wonders of jc life!

first things first: MY CHINESE TEACHER IS A FRIGGIN ANGEL! oh my 10 years suffering the wrath of mentally and emotionally unstable chinese teachers in primary and secondary school makes her seem like the perfect teacher! she's nice, patient, and will not bite people's heads off! and i can finally go and ask questions without the fear of going deaf!

so, anyway, march holidays are here. but they aren't so much holidays as they are homework and project sessions. lemme see. we have a TRILLION tutorials and TWO group projects. i wanna roll around on the floor and throw a tantrum so pardon me for a while...

nurul has this epiphany that people are born from farts. and apparently, a few select people in class possess this fart-out-a-baby talent. every so often she'll just suddenly ask "did you fart?". i have no doubt the entire world now thinks we are lean mean farting machines.

okay this is totally ruining the purpose of this post. i really wanted something presentable... that ,y'know, gives a good impression. but really... when have i ever given a good first impression? haha

buh... school tmr... i pray the lecturer doesn't have any lame jokes up his sleeve of i will seriously consider purchasing a machete.....
6:51 PM