can someone please give me just ONE unequivocal answer WHY asian boy bands are wearing girls clothes AND are prancing around like it's the most normal thing to do? and someone needs to fix youtube. out of the blue, i find a korean MV with a thumbnail shot of this guy who looks like Draco Malfoy in my recommended videos section.

okay here is the video:


if you are iyiuh, turn down your volume. it's for your own good.

first thing i noticed was this... guy, it seems, wearing what appears to be a bumpy zombie dress with some sparkly material in the center of his chest. then there is another scene with this other guy who has this red striped CAT SLEEVE SHIRT. really, they look extremly effeminate and that is an understatement. and one of them looks like The Situation from jersey shore.

also, another thing i noticed. they really like to grab air don't they?

here's a break down of generic korean boy/ girl band dance moves:

1) zoom in to every single one of the band members or if there are too many, just the lead ones.
2) make a "v" or "w" formation
3) reach above you! clench your fist! pull it back down to your chest!
4) have on your pained face
5) hop around a bit, make it look like your dancing
6) reach in front! clench your fist! pull it back to your chest!
7) do another pained expression but this time, face in the other direction.
8) repeat step 1 -7 but in another room with different clothes.

this is all because i have nothing to do on a monday night after watching fringe (cue angel chorus). WALTER IS THE WORLD'S MOST FASCINATING AND ECCENTRIC GENIUS / TELEVISION CHARACTER. HIS HAIR IS CLEAN AND TOTALLY BEATS ROBERT WHATSHISNAME.

gosh this feels good, ranting. haven't written here in ages! school's horrible and i want to be a shepherd in the 17th century in the alps or something! freedom and green grass y'all!

okay. it's nearly one am and i've got to be in tip top condition tomorrow to think of an excuse as to why i didnt do my homework.
9:33 AM